I Never Said That T-Shirt

For every time you've cringed at a cheesy "Live, Laugh, Love" poster misattributed to the Sermon on the Mount. This shirt is for you.

This is the official uniform for the believer with a love for biblical truth and a healthy dose of holy sarcasm. It’s a hilarious and much-needed fact-check for a world full of well-meaning but wildly inaccurate Christian clichés. With a perfect, vintage-style facepalm, this tee says what we’ve all been thinking when we hear someone confidently declare that Jesus just wants us to be happy and rich.

• Hilarious Theological Commentary: This isn't just a funny shirt; it's a statement. It’s the perfect, witty response to misquoted scripture and cultural Christianity, all without saying a word.

• Vintage Vibe, Modern Message: The retro sunset design and classic illustration give this tee a cool, lived-in feel that’s effortlessly stylish and always relevant.

• Comfort for the Truth-Teller: Standing for truth should be comfortable. Made from ultra-soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is designed for all-day wear as you gently (or not-so-gently) correct the record.

   

   

• Ethically Made, Built to Last: Wear your conviction with confidence. This shirt is ethically printed with a high-quality, durable design that’s ready to withstand bad theology and countless wash cycles.

  Specifications:

  • Fit: Classic Unisex Fit (Relaxed and comfortable)

  • Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors may contain polyester)

  • Details: Crew neck, tear-away label for maximum comfort

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life.

  Sizing: This is a classic unisex t-shirt. For a standard fit, we recommend your usual size. For a trendy, oversized look, please size up. Be sure to consult our sizing chart for specific measurements to find your perfect fit!

✝️ Wash And Dry Inside Out

This helps maintain the quality of your T-Shirt.

✝️ Use Low Temperatures And Gentle Detergents

High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your T-Shirts lifespan.

✝️ Shipping Info

FREE shipping on orders $50+

Each item is made-to-order — your design gets printed after you order. Most items ship out the next business day, but every now and then (if things get a little wild in the production room), it can take up to 3 business days.

📦 Once it’s shipped, delivery usually takes 2–5 business days.

✨ Most orders arrive within a week of ordering — not Amazon-fast, but filled with way more prayer and purpose!

💌 Shipping rates are weight-based and start at $4.90 — it depends on how many items are in your cart.

Want to skip the shipping cost? Order 2 shirts and I’ll cover it for you 🙌

✝️ Easy Returns

No stress, just grace.

I truly hope you love what you ordered — but if it’s not quite what you expected, don't worry. You’ve got 30 days to return it, no hard feelings.

Just make sure it’s unworn, unwashed, and in original condition (no coffee stains, please ☕).

Reach out at scripturestylesowner@scripturestyles.shop to get started. 💛