I'll Just Die Then? T-Shirt

For the days when your prayer is a dramatic sigh and a facepalm. This tee is for the believer who knows the struggle is real but also knows grace is even realer. Perfectly capturing the "slightly unhinged, fully redeemed" spirit, this shirt is a hilarious nod to the ultimate sacrifice, remixed for our most relatable, meme-worthy moments. 

 

With its vintage, washed-out vibe, this funny Jesus tee is the perfect uniform for the recovering perfectionist who finds humor in the chaos of a faith-filled life. It’s a wearable inside joke for those who get it, and a guaranteed conversation-starter for those who are about to.

 

• Sarcasm Meets Salvation: This iconic meme-inspired design is the ultimate icebreaker, blending retro style with a modern sense of humor that’s both witty and reverent.

• Vintage Look, Modern Comfort: Get that cool, lived-in feel from day one. This tee features a high-quality, retro-style graphic on an unbelievably soft cotton shirt that’s built for all-day comfort. No scratchy tees here. 

   

   

• Effortless & Edgy Style: The classic unisex fit and timeless crew neck make this the perfect go-to shirt. Pair it with jeans for a casual vibe or layer it under a jacket for a look that’s as bold as your faith.

• Ethically Made, Built to Last: Wear your walk with confidence knowing this shirt is ethically printed with a durable design that’s made to last through every dramatic sigh and wash cycle.

  Specifications:

  • Fit: Classic Unisex Fit (Relaxed and comfortable)

  • Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors may contain polyester)

  • Details: Crew neck, tear-away label for maximum comfort

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life.

  Sizing: This is a classic unisex t-shirt. For a standard fit, we recommend your usual size. For a trendy, oversized look, please size up. Be sure to consult our sizing chart for specific measurements to find your perfect fit!

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

 

✝️ Wash And Dry Inside Out

This helps maintain the quality of your T-Shirt.

✝️ Use Low Temperatures And Gentle Detergents

High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your T-Shirts lifespan.

✝️ Shipping Info

FREE shipping on orders $50+

Each item is made-to-order — your design gets printed after you order. Most items ship out the next business day, but every now and then (if things get a little wild in the production room), it can take up to 3 business days.

📦 Once it’s shipped, delivery usually takes 2–5 business days.

✨ Most orders arrive within a week of ordering — not Amazon-fast, but filled with way more prayer and purpose!

💌 Shipping rates are weight-based and start at $4.90 — it depends on how many items are in your cart.

Want to skip the shipping cost? Order 2 shirts and I’ll cover it for you 🙌

✝️ Easy Returns

No stress, just grace.

I truly hope you love what you ordered — but if it’s not quite what you expected, don't worry. You’ve got 30 days to return it, no hard feelings.

Just make sure it’s unworn, unwashed, and in original condition (no coffee stains, please ☕).

Reach out at scripturestylesowner@scripturestyles.shop to get started. 💛