Sarcastic Jesus T-Shirt

For the believer with a divine sense of humor and a love for iconic memes. This t-shirt is for those moments when the drama is high, the stakes feel ultimate, and you need to channel that perfect, sarcastic surrender. It’s a playful nod to the greatest sacrifice ever made, remixed for the slightly unhinged, fully redeemed soul who finds faith in the funny. 

 

This retro-inspired Jesus tee is more than just a shirt; it's a statement. It’s the perfect piece for the recovering perfectionist who knows that even in our most dramatic moments, grace has the final word. Wear it and get ready for the knowing smiles and conversations it’s bound to start.

• Hilariously Relatable: Perfectly blending modern meme culture with timeless truth, this design is a guaranteed conversation-starter for anyone who loves Jesus but doesn't take life too seriously.

• Vintage Vibe, Modern Comfort: The retro color palette and classic illustration give this tee a cool, vintage feel, while the ultra-soft, breathable cotton ensures it feels like a favorite from the very first wear. No scratchy tees here—just pure comfort. 

   

   

• Versatile & Stylish: The classic unisex fit looks great on everyone. Pair it with your favorite jeans for a casual look or layer it under a jacket for an edgy, faith-forward style that’s uniquely you.

• Ethically Made, Built to Last: With a high-quality print designed to endure, you can wear this quiet (or not-so-quiet) testimony with confidence, knowing it’s ethically printed and made to last.

Specifications:

• Fit: Classic Unisex Fit (Relaxed and comfortable)

• Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors may contain polyester)

• Details: Crew neck, tear-away label for maximum comfort

• Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life.

Sizing: This is a classic unisex t-shirt. For a standard fit, we recommend your usual size. For a trendy, oversized look, please size up. Be sure to consult our sizing chart for specific measurements to find your perfect fit!

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

 

✝️ Wash And Dry Inside Out

This helps maintain the quality of your T-Shirt.

✝️ Use Low Temperatures And Gentle Detergents

High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your T-Shirts lifespan.

✝️ Shipping Info

FREE shipping on orders $50+

Each item is made-to-order — your design gets printed after you order. Most items ship out the next business day, but every now and then (if things get a little wild in the production room), it can take up to 3 business days.

📦 Once it’s shipped, delivery usually takes 2–5 business days.

✨ Most orders arrive within a week of ordering — not Amazon-fast, but filled with way more prayer and purpose!

💌 Shipping rates are weight-based and start at $4.90 — it depends on how many items are in your cart.

Want to skip the shipping cost? Order 2 shirts and I’ll cover it for you 🙌

✝️ Easy Returns

No stress, just grace.

I truly hope you love what you ordered — but if it’s not quite what you expected, don't worry. You’ve got 30 days to return it, no hard feelings.

Just make sure it’s unworn, unwashed, and in original condition (no coffee stains, please ☕).

Reach out at scripturestylesowner@scripturestyles.shop to get started. 💛